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fendi 2018- ss

seductive music

everything is sheer! 

shiny flesh tone sheer fabric

favorite item see through bag and blue & red flower look 

prada 2018- ss

first thoughts, not a huge fan of the back drop... opinion might change as i see collection

love the music second song in 

totally reminds me of christian dada men’s ‘15

the shoes are so weird, i kinda like it

not a fan of the smock dress over buttoned up blouse look 

like the pink wrap around fabric look 

now lana? 

comic book print fabrics

daytime business coats 

paper doll shaped dresses over buttoned up blouse again.. it’s strange or underwhelming to see in such a high profile show, but if i saw that woman on the street i’d think she was the most stylish person on earth.

pink and black mini skirt look begins the more laid back, almost jazz potion of the show 

omggggggggggggg

LULLABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay i’m in love 

wait they didn’t actually play the song... dropped back to earth 

ugh

how perfect it would’ve been if they actually used that song instead of this folksy sortapunk 😑😑😑

this dj is terrible 

horrible

oh no, they got spiders on these shirts now 

helllllll no

oh god. there’s more. i will not photograph them and put them here.....

omg so many but clothes 

not sure if residual spider trauma making me like the next two looks more but they’re good. esp the black

also not a fan of the giant puffy skirts with dress shirts 

comic book coat is cool

and skip ahead to end the show cos cannot focus on drab grey ness any longer 

gucci ss 18 

love the music 

love the giant head on runway and knocked over pillar

i love women’s fashion cos no berkenstocks 

first look is strange first blow leading to giant blow from second look, which is the real opener. beautiful sparkle. 

third is versace windbreaker down ijs

no to this horrible fanny pack nonsense strapped to the center of his stomach 

odd inclusion of regeton horn

two looks after crazy cat lady at the check cashing place everything else becomes mush mash. 

EXCEPT THE HOODED SWEATER WITH A DEER AND THE three excuse me LOOKS AFTER IT 

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Why has men's fashion become so unbearably boring to me? I'm willing to bet that is has something to do with the fact that designers send the same silhouettes and items down the runway year after year, except now those same silhouettes are produced by silk pajamas and sandals. 

Unpopular opinion time: Open toe shoes for men are gross. I hate them. 

 I can't think of an appropriate time for them, in any setting. 

You're at the beach? Well take your shoes off when you're in the sand and then put them back on once you've left the beach and your feet are clean. 

It's worse when it's in the city. I just do not understand it. 

Is it freeing? Is it the lack of effort that goes into throwing on some slappers that creates the allure? Someone clue me in here.

For the most part, men have scary ass feet... like... 90% of men. I have such a respect and tolerance for other peoples personal style, but this is probably the one topic where I will not budge. It's just unappealing to see.

I think that it honestly is that they're flats. If a guy wants to wear a pair of pleasers, by all means go right ahead. Sure, they might be open toed, but at least they aren't flats. Ultimately I think this all boils down to me not liking 'lazy' looks. LIKE THE GD PAJAMAS IN EVERY MENSWEAR SHOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you have enough money to afford a three piece leisure suit from D&G, maybe wear it on your yacht party on a Sunday afternoon instead of to an actual event. 

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I finally watched the Christian Dada SS 18-19 show and I have one word to sum up my thoughts. 

HOMELESS!

The show opens with a man wearing a suit and flip flops. (please imagine my over the top eye roll) 

I hate this look. I hate business attire without proper shoes. The model is shirtless with some sort of a bohemian looking necklace.

The second model is wearing some sort of over sized tunic thing, but at least they put actual shoes on him. The next few looks are composed of bath robes, brown paper bag looking material, raggedy sweaters, and models dressed like Jesus. Bland, boring, all beige. No. Fringe all over the place. No.

There were some red sparkly pants, which looked fine without the fringe. And then the next few looks you can just repeat me saying no while pointing out the most ridiculous part of the outfit.

Christian Dada SS 18-19 

There was one look out of the entire show that I liked. The t-shirt with a  belt strapped around it with black pants. Totally cool, totally futuristic. Going into this honestly I thought the collection would look more like this. I was so terribly wrong. 

Masanori Morikawa has said of this collection that he was thinking of consumerism and captialism...
Maybe he meant that people will buy just about anything with the right branding...

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